These Trashy Treats are OUTRAGEOUS! You might have a cookie dough, Oreo stuffed krispie deal with topped with chocolate coated pretzels. Salty, candy, crunchy and creamy multi function excessive deal with!
These are sort of embarrassing. Or actually embarrassing.
I’m virtually somewhat bit frightened you would possibly break up with me right here in the present day. I could have gone too far.
I’m coping with an it’s-almost-summer-do-I-or-don’t-I-start-my-diet-tomorrow-crisis. It’s not fairly heat right here but, so my legs are nonetheless safely coated behind acceptable quantities of material, however skirt season is on the horizon, coming nearer than I wish to admit.
So do I A) Drink a protein shake and settle right into a month-long starvation rage OR…
B) Utterly self-sabotage and smash all of my favourite junk meals into one trashy bar and delay the protein shake till tomorrow-ish?
Clearly the reply is/was B. Without end and at all times.

And now, can I say that whereas these appear ridiculous and “overly candy” and all that stuff that folks prefer to say, they really are fairly pleasant. Sure, they’re candy…duh. But it surely’s a reasonably good mixture. I imply when you’re into good issues.
Good no-bake issues.
You simply make a reasonably primary batch of krispie treats and unfold them into a big pan.
Then lower the krispies in half…


Then unfold some egg-free cookie dough on half.


THEN press some Oreos into the cookie dough. Glory be.

And high it with the opposite half of the krispie treats.

And to get actually loopy I pressed some chocolate coated pretzels on high of the entire deal. You’ll need to offer these a agency however cautious press so that they stick.
FYI-I didn’t grease the foil, which helps the pretzels stick.

Slice the treats into bars/squares…no matter form you need. I used tremendous large mamma-jamma pretzels.

After which behold…

I feel you must positively get busy making these. We’ll fear in regards to the weight loss plan tomorrow.
Egg Free Cookie Dough
- 1/2 cup butter, room temperature
- 1/2 cup gentle brown sugar
- 1/4 cup granulated sugar
- 2 tablespoons milk
- 1 teaspoon vanilla
- 1/4 teaspoon salt
- 1 cup flour
- 3/4 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
Cereal Layer
- 4 tablespoons butter
- 10 ounces marshmallows (6 cups mini)
- 1 teaspoon vanilla
- 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
- 6 cups Rice Krispie cereal
- 20 Oreos
Topping
- Chocolate coated pretzels
- Chocolate coated pretzels to high, I used 9 massive, however quantity will differ based mostly on dimension
Egg Free Cookie Dough
- Beat the butter and each sugars till mixed. Add in milk, vanilla and salt and blend till easy, scraping the edges as essential.
- Flip mixer to low and add within the flour till included. Lastly stir within the chocolate chips.
- Put aside.
Cereal Layer
- Line a ten″x15″ jelly roll pan with foil. Put aside.
- In a big saucepan soften butter over low warmth
- Add marshmallows and stir till melted.
- Take away from warmth and stir in vanilla and salt stirring till combined utterly with marshmallow.
- Stir in Rice Krispie cereal and coat evenly with combination.
- Pour combination into ready pan and press evenly. Let cool.
Meeting
- Reduce the krispie deal with sheet in half, so you’ve two equal parts, and unfold the cookie dough on one aspect.
- Press the Oreo cookies evenly onto the cookie dough. Place the opposite half of the krispie treats on high of the Oreo cookies, urgent firmly so all of it holds collectively.
- Lastly press the pretzels into the highest of the krispie treats.
- Reduce into squares.
